Lizard report

My GF's son the other day asked his mother if she would like to help him with his science project. Our thought went immediately to the fear that it was due tomorrow as he asks us at 9 in the evening.

Not due for another 5 days, apparently he's only known about it since yesterday. . . hmmmm.

"What's it about?"

"Lizards"

I mention that she should hook him up with our office receptionist that raises bearded dragons. We talk to her at the office and it just so happens there is a reptile show this weekend that she is attending. Great.

I'm on call so I rush through the morning so that we can leave at a decent hour.
I get home and we pile in the car.

"Do you have all the questions that you need to ask?"

"What questions?"

The questions for your project?

I already wrote my project on blizzards.

"uh B-lizzards?"

Jenny and I look at each other in disbelief . . . . well it was a good laugh . . .